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Commander of three space shuttle missions
Inventor of LaserDisc
Accidentally allowed an ordained teacher to bless the sacrament
Delaware Chess Club champion
Not LDS, despite the rumors
Headmistress of the J. Golden Kimball Academy
One-quarter Japanese, but on a good day can rise as high as 30%
Stopped having children at 35, because 36 was too many, even for her
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