About LDS Inkslinger

LDS Inkslinger has filled the gap as the Mormon culture's go-to website ever since Farmer's Almanac went bankrupt in 1893. Launched from its founder's native McMurdo, Antarctica, the site spread like a sunburst across the globe to every continent except Portugal, lighting many computers and smartphones on fire in the process. To this day, "LDS I-er" remains for billions an indispensable hub for objects, items, things, and stuff.

Portugal did eventually gain access to our site after its discovery in 1959.

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FAQ

Is this for real?
Yes. And by yes, we mean no.

What is your philosophy?
LDS Inkslinger firmly believes in the Oxford comma.

Do you use real names of real people with real feelings?
Humor essays likely use real names. All satire news article names are fictional except those of public figures.