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Utah Will Keep Freeways Safe for Speeding With New Temple Worker Only Lanes

6/28/2017

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By Cory Bickmore
Salt Lake City, Utah – In a move celebrated by local commuters, Utah’s Department of Transportation unveiled its plan yesterday to construct temple worker only lanes along interstates and other highways along the urbanized Wasatch Front.

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BYU Ends Rivalry Once and for All by Purchasing University of Utah

5/9/2017

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BYU buys University of Utah
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – If you can’t beat ‘em, buy ‘em.

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First LDS Missionaries in Space Return to Earth

4/27/2017

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LDS Missionaries in Space
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CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida — Not even outer space is too far for the Mormon missionaries.

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Hasbro Rolls Out General Authority Action Figures, Conference Center Playset

4/18/2017

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PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island — What better gift can you give a child than his or her very own Dallin H. Oaks?

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80’s Band A Flock of Seagulls Brings Down House at Local Mormon Cricket Miracle Celebration

4/12/2017

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Miracle of the Gulls
By Cory Bickmore
MAGNA, Utah – For decades, the Kessler Peak 5th Ward has thrown a party each summer honoring miracles from LDS history. So when his ward council selected for this year’s theme the Miracle of the Gulls, new bishop Dan Leblanc recognized a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity had fallen squarely in his lap.

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Mother Names Twins “Alma the Younger” and “Alma the Elder” After Favorite Book of Mormon Prophets

3/30/2017

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By Cory Bickmore
DRIGGS, Idaho — When Quenby Williams, 24, discovered she was pregnant for the first time, her heart sang. But when the ultrasound revealed twin boys, she wept, because another dream was about to come true.

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Group Forgets to Attend Temple on Ward's Summer Youth Temple Trip

3/29/2017

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By Cory Bickmore
CHEYENNE, Wyoming  – “Why didn’t we go to the temple?” That question from a 12-year-old girl left Young Women president Michelle Madsen speechless with just twenty minutes left on their long drive home from a youth temple excursion to Salt Lake City.

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LDS Church Rejects “Holy Coma” as Official Term for Scriptural Phenomenon

3/17/2017

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PERTH, Western Australia – No thanks. That’s the LDS Church’s message to George Crooksport of Perth’s Sunnyside Ward.

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Ward Librarian Files Protest Over Removal of The Princess Bride From Meetinghouse Library

3/9/2017

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MOAB, Utah – Sister Linda Huff, 55, is not usually the sort of ward librarian to rock the boat, but when the new Sunday School President removed every copy of The Princess Bride from the meetinghouse library, she knew she had to act.

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